Messy Buns and Shotguns
Messy Buns and Shotguns
Messy Buns, Therapeutic Triumphs, & Comical Calamities
Join us as we share our personal experiences with therapists and the importance of finding the right one in a virtual world. We uncover our struggles and triumphs, including the monumental victory of handling panic attacks without medication. In the midst of it all, we can't emphasize enough the significance of taking out some me-time amidst all the chaos.
Have you ever watched a movie that shook you to your core? We discuss our emotional responses to the movie, Sound of Freedom. The movie, dealing with the harsh realities of child sex trafficking, had a profound impact on us. Especially for parents with kids under 18, it's a stark reminder of the world we live in. The fact that it was filmed five years ago just adds to the urgency of shedding light on this issue.
As we navigate through life's wild twists and turns, hear about the exciting plans and course Mav has coming up with Bangsteel. And not everything goes as planned, right? Laugh along with us as we share our incidents of house flooding and burns from cooking mishaps. You'd think life's a comedy with our stories of late-night hallway sprints due to unexpected leaks and the hilarious cooking gone wrong saga. As we recount our experiences with road rage and dog antics, it's all about finding humor in the everyday while staying focused on the road. After all, life's all about the ride and the lessons we learn along the way. Tune in for some laughs, lessons and maybe even a few insights!
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One. 95% of the time my hair is always in a messy bun. Obviously I'm a basic fly girl who likes her pumpkin spice lattes in the fall and her hair with her leggings and.
Speaker 2:I have an under control addiction with firearms. I'm a basic fly girl who likes her clothes and her underwear. I'm a basic fly girl who likes her clothes and her leggings. Come on Episode 33.
Speaker 1:Welcome back to another episode of Messy Bones and Shotguns. We have yet again been gone for a couple of weeks after we said we were going to do this weekly.
Speaker 2:Ridiculously busy.
Speaker 1:Ridiculously busy, ridiculous, ridiculously busy.
Speaker 2:Ridiculous.
Speaker 1:Also um had a lot of revelation. I guess I would say me personally.
Speaker 2:I was like we're talking like revelations, like revelation six, eight, like or like it's the end of times.
Speaker 1:No, I feel like we're in the end times in a lot of different ways. No, just um. I mean, you know, like I've been going through a lot of things and I think kind of got a little off track with a lot kind of what's the other word besides revelation? I'm looking for breakthroughs. Break had some breakthroughs.
Speaker 2:Realizations.
Speaker 1:Realizations.
Speaker 2:Self-reflection.
Speaker 1:Self-reflection.
Speaker 2:Not revelation.
Speaker 1:Well, there's been some revelations there, I would say, but I think I've been doing really well and I also have you to thank for support in that Um so I'm here for. I know I love you so much, but I also um been going back to therapy and realizing how hard it is to find a therapist.
Speaker 1:not only find a therapist, but find which is. This is going to lead into another topic real fast, so we're kind of just jumping in here. So I have been looking for therapy and I'm a very I guess you could say old school in the way of and I wouldn't say old school because I do a lot of things virtually but I feel, when it comes to therapy, I know there are people that probably do benefit a lot from it, but I feel, with therapy, it's very good and more effective in person for me, like personally, I'm sure for other people maybe not, depending on what you're going- for Everybody's going to have their own like experience with it.
Speaker 1:Right, um, but I think when you're really trying to go through things especially if you're trying to find out what fills your cup, what makes you happy, and you're trying to work through a lot of things in your life that sometimes in person versus especially because sometimes they're depending on your wifi or where you're at like some pretty personable things you want to discuss Sometimes it's better to be in person to work through those.
Speaker 2:Yeah, because when you're doing it online, given the nature of my industry. I think there's always a man in the middle.
Speaker 1:Absolutely. And then not only that, like there's delays and then so once person's talking and the other person gets cut off because they think they're still talking, and then by time you don't know if they're talking, you start talking again and then you're just awkward pause and then you start overlapping.
Speaker 1:So but I think I've found someone that it'll work for work with. I did find out she does do in person, but I got to figure that out because it's with a different company Anyhow. So whatever, but yeah. So I think lately things have been pretty good. I've been progressing upward. I was, I have to say, I was really, really proud of myself on Friday, friday.
Speaker 1:You had a pretty bad panic attack and normally for me those panic attacks can become a dwelling spiral effect that they can. And instead of taking my medicine, making a big scene about it kind of the cry for help for me thing and begging you to come home I I got in the shower and I kind of let it out Like it got pretty bad in the shower for five seconds, five minutes, I'd say two minutes, like it went full blown.
Speaker 2:Well, I didn't. I didn't even get your messages hours later, because it went full blown.
Speaker 1:I like I thought I was the whole dying. I'm going to have to call 911. This is going to suck.
Speaker 2:And then it's not that bad.
Speaker 1:Well, I just honed in, I prayed, I let it out and I said pick, I saw God told me he was like get up and I said okay, and I got up and he said that's it, this. And I kind of like felt like that was a really big breakthrough for me. I got up.
Speaker 2:I think working through it like being able to work through it, versus like submitting to it, and like I'm going to. I'm going to like I'm going to go to the hospital or I'm going to get help and like afterwards, laying in the hall, like when we did this a couple of years ago, when we took you to the hospital right. Afterwards.
Speaker 1:You're sitting in the hospital but you're like I feel, I feel stupid, like no, and like all I needed was at a van and like now everything's fine Well and that's the thing, like, even when I'm at home, like, oh, I'll just take my medicine, I've really been trying to like, not like just work through that, and so I guess, like I worked through it, I honed in on it versus submitting to it, like I overcame it and I took a shower and I ended up having a really good day and we had a really good weekend and I kind of like ended up like crying tears of joy just because I was so proud of myself, and so I just kind of that was kind of I guess like a breakthrough for me this week and I felt really bad because, like I couldn't, I missed all the messages like with leadership being out.
Speaker 2:Like I work was just kicking my dick in for two weeks.
Speaker 1:Well, and that's why I messaged you and I told you I was like it's fine, I promise, because I knew, knowing like how I can get like.
Speaker 2:As soon as I got the message.
Speaker 1:I was like oh, that's why I was like shit, I was like I was like.
Speaker 2:I was like, yeah, and we're in crisis, I'm gonna have to, but we weren't in crisis.
Speaker 1:We were for two minutes, but I caught myself out of crisis so I was very proud of myself. I almost had a crisis moment today. I don't know if you could tell on the phone. I kind of started getting choked up a little bit.
Speaker 2:I heard it, I heard it and I was like I was getting so.
Speaker 1:I was getting so upset because another thing and I don't know if it's because I've just been established for so long in Texas and I'm, or maybe it's because I'm just in a different, like a larger city than San Antonio, I don't know there are.
Speaker 2:there are quite a few more people here.
Speaker 1:But I've never had the struggle of when I'm trying to get established at a doctor somewhere, that it's not OK, we can get you in in the next couple of weeks. It's like they're booked two months out Like everywhere, and there's only like specific places. I mean, every time I Google like near me, it's the same things, or even if I do like 30 minutes away, it's I don't know. But I was on the phone today and I was trying to get established somewhere and they told me they're not seeing new patients until two months from now. And I was like well, what if I have? What if I think I have something like an infection or if whatever? And they're like well, then you just need to go to urgent care.
Speaker 1:And I'm like, first, is just what? Like I've never experienced that. And then, and then they try to tell me that they could get me in sooner than my established annual, but then it was later than the date that they wanted to schedule me for originally. Yeah, so I was just like I was so frustrated because I've never experienced that before, I guess, and I guess I just feel like I'm always experiencing that when I'm trying to find doctors up here Except for the chiropractor.
Speaker 2:I went yeah, I called them yesterday and I'm like we can get you in today and I was like hell yeah, can you imagine like having a medical practice to where you're like so successful or so booked, like you turn clients away and, in the medical field, like people come to you because they have a problem?
Speaker 2:and something's wrong with them. They're like I don't call the doctor just to call the fucking doctor Right. Like can you imagine like being at that place where you can just like turn people away? It's like you're like your problems and what's going on with you are not my problem.
Speaker 1:Right.
Speaker 1:Like you took an oath to like do no harm and help people and all that shit it is not that I think they necessarily want to turn away, but it's like they're booking out what they can and like. That's a struggle I've had too with like therapy also, like when I was trying to reschedule, when I was trying to schedule my appointments they're booked out, like they're completely booked out. You have to basically be a get an appointment and you're on a waiting schedule and then when you get it you need to just have reoccurring appointments, like I'm not going to see my therapist that I just have had one session with for another two weeks because of how booked out she is.
Speaker 2:See, this is why I, this is why I avoid the doctor and everybody at all costs, because I would get so like I'm the type of person like like I'm a dude right, like I don't go to the doctor unless, like I need to like crawl out of bed and like drag myself into the doctor's office, so like when I decided, hey, I need to go see a doctor.
Speaker 2:Like it's no shit time to go see a doctor, and if they would like turn me away, I instantly want to burn the building down because that's like. I'm here and you don't understand. Like I need to be here and I don't care what the hell you have going on, Like you don't know what it took for me to come here.
Speaker 1:And now that you're like, oh well, yeah, you're fucking off, set up here and like man, like I'm not going to see you, Like as much as I would love to just fly to Texas and but it's like we don't live in Texas anymore. Yeah, we can't like, so I'm trying to get established up here and you know I got to go see my lady doctor because you got to get the flaps check.
Speaker 1:Flap doctor you know, so I got it. So I'm trying to get established with the damn flap doctor and it's damn seeming near impossible.
Speaker 2:FDR, not to be confused with Franklin Delano Roosevelt.
Speaker 1:So a part of me wants to just call my damn San Antonio doctor and be like yo. But I don't have $600 just to fly down to get my flap checked. So trying to get established up here and I asked was like well, what if I think I have like a UTI or something and they're like well, then I guess you got to go to urgent care.
Speaker 2:You know, it just ran through my head. But when you're like if you hit me up, it's like I need a plane ticket to Texas so I can go see my gynecologist. I'd be like that is the most expensive pussy I've ever paid for. Damn straight. Damn straight Like that instantly went through my head. I was like God, this thing's, this snatch is expensive.
Speaker 1:I just so I did like I had a moment earlier. I was on the phone with you and I was like trying not to get.
Speaker 2:I could hear that you were like ready to break.
Speaker 1:I was. But I pulled myself together when she called me back and I was like you know what? That's fine, it's fine, we'll just keep the appointment you scheduled before and I'll just go from there. I mean my appointments in October. I might as well just wait another damn month and go see my doctor in November, when I'm in Texas, anyways, oh, okay, yeah, I forgot, you're going to that. Yes, I know you can't go.
Speaker 1:So I can not you know, but any who. So yes, so that has been going on. Another thing, I'm just going to throw it out there.
Speaker 2:Oh boy.
Speaker 1:Well, we went to the movies the other day. We haven't been to the movies in a long time. We had a pretty good weekend. You went to Bass Pro Shop because you had to get binoculars.
Speaker 2:I need to new binos and a shooting mat.
Speaker 1:Yeah, which we'll get into all that. But I'm going to kind of just transition here. From flap doctors. We went into the movies and we went and saw Sound of Freedom.
Speaker 2:Went and saw Sound of Freedom. Everybody was talking about it and I wanted to go see it.
Speaker 1:And we're probably late on the game, but we've both been talking about wanting to go see it.
Speaker 2:And we did. I'm glad we did.
Speaker 1:It is a phenomenal.
Speaker 2:It's a very good movie.
Speaker 1:Phenomenal movie and it really touches on. I don't know how to say touch it really.
Speaker 2:It really goes in light and we were talking about it Child sex trafficking. Yeah, and like I don't get choked up at movies at all, like I'm not an emotional person, like I'm very method and logic based. Then, like, very seldomly will a movie get an emotional reaction for me, but that one did. Yeah, and it was a very strong and powerful message. Like I don't want to talk about the movie because I want people to go see it. Like I even paid. I paid $75 to buy tickets for other people.
Speaker 1:Yeah, If you for yeah, they have thing of it's angelcom slash freedom and you can actually go there and you can purchase tickets for people to go see this movie for free.
Speaker 2:Or you can claim tickets to go see it for free.
Speaker 1:Yeah, so that, yeah, you can claim tickets that people have purchased to go see them, to see the movie, for free. But it is a very powerful message, and you and I had talked about how.
Speaker 2:If you are a parent, especially with children under the ages of 10, prepare yourself for this movie.
Speaker 1:Yeah, or even on the age of 18. Yeah.
Speaker 2:And if you, if you are a parent? And you're going to go see this movie like mentally prepare yourself to see it.
Speaker 1:It just makes me think about all the times kind of, because I don't know when specifically everything, the year of kind of everything went down with all this stuff. But I think about when I was younger and how I got approached, you know, to go do modeling and things like that, and how was it legit or was it not. You know what I mean, Because back then I mean the internet wasn't like it is today. Right, but you can like search something, but it just I remember we were talking about how, you know, this movie was made five years ago. And you think about that and that's what they filmed it, yeah, 2018.
Speaker 2:So the guy five years ago.
Speaker 1:They filmed it five years ago. But you know, for me I'm very like. Everything happens for a reason. I think everything, a lot, isn't in God's timing and I think that it came out when it did because I don't think it would have gotten near enough attention or shed the light that it needed to or make the impact that it is making back then. Because there was so much going on with, like the Me Too movement and all that stuff.
Speaker 2:Yeah, it wouldn't have got the traction it got, especially like pre-pandemic.
Speaker 1:Right, but now that everything you know post pandemic and the way the world is now like I think it is really making a huge stand and it the guy who plays the.
Speaker 2:Tim.
Speaker 1:Ballard. You know he played Jesus in Passion of the Christ.
Speaker 2:He did.
Speaker 1:So it was a really good movie.
Speaker 2:I still find it hilarious that so many leftward leaning establishments are not Showing the movie, but like, rather than not showing the movie, they're coming up with stupid excuses, like there's been Several occasions when movies will be shown as sold out and there's nobody watching the movie. Or like though I was watching a couple of tiktoks where they showed up and the guy was sitting in the movie theater and he's like why were all the tickets shown as sold out? Because there's nobody else fucking here. And then they, like the Whatever, like the attendant in the theater, came in and they're like oh, we're having a problem with the movie and the guy literally said first, it's all sold out, we're the only two people here. Now You're telling me the movie doesn't work. Fuck you and your fucking agenda get fucked.
Speaker 1:Yeah, I'm glad to see that, like there was actually, our theater was full.
Speaker 2:It was full. It was full, it was packed and it was.
Speaker 1:It was nice so to see that. And I saw one person was in there with her little kid and she left the movie theater.
Speaker 2:I watched her walk out with her little yeah, I did watch her walk out and so I mean it is very like first 15 minutes. Well, right after they made the first rescue.
Speaker 1:Yeah she walked out it was Very, very good. Did you know that most of his kids are adopted, or?
Speaker 2:rescued.
Speaker 1:Yes, I didn't know that. So, until Melissa, she needs to just wait till it comes out so she can watch it at home and she can deal with her emotion.
Speaker 2:It's a very emotional Emotion response like it will invoke a remote and emotional response.
Speaker 1:I could tell with you it did because, like you said, you know how you don't get emotional. But like you, there was when you put your hand on my leg in the movie theater because I could tell you were upset. I was getting emotional. Yes, I was holding myself together pretty well and I didn't actually like Fully cry, cry until the very end, but like I teared up a lot, but I could tell with you certain moments that I got.
Speaker 2:so angry at certain points, like I was Human, mad, like with the pedos. Oh my god, like I was like, like I was sitting here like thinking to myself.
Speaker 1:Well, would you do a pedophile during the?
Speaker 2:pedophile scenes, and I was like this is why I couldn't do his job, because I would have instantly just magdump that fucking fool. You know, another thought that went through my head, like with all the shit that's going on right now, especially like out in public and in movie theaters and shit, I was glad that I was carrying because I was like one of the things I kept thinking to myself. I was like we're in a fairly Hostile political Environment yes and I was like this theater is fucking packed right now and.
Speaker 2:I was like the reason, I'm glad we got the CTD, as I was like I'm stupid close to an exit and if I need to fight my way out of here I absolutely can. But like there was like before the previews were playing, I was like playing through in my head. I was like if it comes in that door, it's like what do I do? Like what do I tell Kim? Like do I push through the ground? Well take, do I take cover to our turn fire? Like how's this gonna play out? And I was like, do I just fucking beeline for the door? It's like depends on what the threat is. Like right like that.
Speaker 2:I played that whole scenario in my mind about like this theater is packed over a very controversial issue right now and and like, and you never know who's felt kind of, I just felt kind of uneasy yeah until, like I, settled into the movie.
Speaker 1:Yeah, well, it is because you never know like are we gonna get someone in the theater? That's just gonna be like some fucking crazy person. But I think everyone was too preoccupied with Barbie and Oppenheimer.
Speaker 2:I really want to see. I heard Oppenheimer is very good. I saw another tick-tock where the guy was like fuck Barbie. I pre-gamed Oppenheimer watch before watching Pearl Harbor. I went to the movie theater mad as shit at Japan.
Speaker 1:It's supposed to have heard. It's really good and it's got. What's his name? Killian Murphy. Yep, I like him.
Speaker 2:Tommy Shelby.
Speaker 1:That's right, peaky blinders so, but other than that, so that off a depressing topic, let's talk about you. So you have something very exciting coming up. Yes.
Speaker 2:So I took an entire week of leave to prepare for this. Well, I had to work yesterday because, like I, just I had to go into the office, like there's just too much shit going on. But I'm fine, it's finally come. I finally booked my course with bang steel. I'm gonna go down there Thursday morning, get checked into the room, get established, get ready for everything. I talked to Dan this morning. Yeah, classes ago.
Speaker 1:All right, everything's good to go. Good deal, I miss you already. I'm gonna check out one of their.
Speaker 2:I asked him me. I was like he sent me an email. He's like, hey, classes, good to go. You got there's a couple other people coming and I was like, hey, where's the best place to get a decent steak?
Speaker 1:Dan's the younger guy right. Forest is the forest is young.
Speaker 2:Yeah, dan is the older gentleman. I believe I could be wrong if you guys listen to this ever. I'm sorry if I got that wrong, but I asked him where the best place to get a decent stake in an old-fashioned was, and he was like it's where you need to go. So I was like I will be there.
Speaker 1:I'll watch you now. Maybe they'll invite you to their podcast.
Speaker 2:I don't know when they record. They just put out a new episode yesterday, so I think they record Sundays.
Speaker 1:Sundays or Saturday. Well, they well, because sometimes when we listen they say how they're they like they just wrapped up a course for the week and so maybe it's Saturday evening after things wrapped up and done, or it's Sunday after everyone's it could be. Maybe cuz you're coming back Sunday.
Speaker 2:I'll be back Sunday because, like I'm gonna spend all day on the range, like I'm not, I'm not gonna try and drive back from with Phil.
Speaker 1:Saturday night. Yeah, no, it's fine.
Speaker 2:So uh, but yeah, I got a, got a bottle of scotch for him.
Speaker 1:You sure did.
Speaker 2:Balvini, 14 year, caribbean cask so it's one of my favorites.
Speaker 1:I hope they like it. You got me blue cheese olives.
Speaker 2:I did. I did find blue cheese olives.
Speaker 1:It was so cute he came home. You came home on it was Sunday because you had gone just gone shooting. I went to church, I went, zeroed the new rounds I got in and you're like I got you something and you came home with blue cheese olives and made me a very shitty she never made one before. It's fine, I fixed it.
Speaker 2:I don't drink vodka, so if you've never had.
Speaker 1:If you like martinis and you like dirty martinis and you need to have a martini with some blue cheese olives, because that is the best martini You'll ever have, and you may think it sounds gross, but I'm telling you Something about it that bitter milk I got for those old, that old-fashioned mix is really good.
Speaker 2:I was like I can usually make a decent like a pretty damn good old-fashioned like just on my own. But that bitter milk stuff like mix it one to four with ryer or just whatever bourbon you want and it is when you're done oh god. But yeah, try it out. It's called bitter milk. It's a barrel, aged, old-fashioned, and it's it's bitter milk number one and it's really good. You can get it a total one.
Speaker 1:Yeah, okay, you got, you had a you had a hand clap. I thought I remember I really wanted to talk about something that we another thing, big event that we had gone through in the last couple weeks and why we hadn't recorded and stuff Because our house flooded.
Speaker 2:Yes, our house did, did flood.
Speaker 1:Calling all out. I'm not gonna use names, but you know who you are, so we had some friends sink leak. So, yeah, we had a sink leak and um House flooded so we had some friends coming to town. Look up at like 3.30 in the morning and I saw our friend who was staying the night was like running up and down the hallway and I was like what is going on? And all of a sudden I just see water.
Speaker 2:Well. I thought initially it was pee, it was in every room.
Speaker 1:I thought Simba had pissed on the floor and I was like oh my God. And I saw it all the way in the hallway and I was like, okay, simba can pee, but like that's a lot. And then I realized there was just water everywhere. Well, our spare bathroom had a leak, and it I mean everywhere the bedroom, the hallway, the spare bedroom, the living room at 3 in the morning, both closets.
Speaker 1:Both closets, everywhere we had water, everywhere we finally got the water shut off, got it fixed and our friend is just mop trying to mop up.
Speaker 2:Just gallons of water.
Speaker 1:Oh man, we were so exhausted, we didn't get all the water out until.
Speaker 2:Got. It was that afternoon 5.30.
Speaker 1:No, yeah.
Speaker 2:About water, but we got the water out.
Speaker 1:We got most of it out and then, once everything finally seeped out of the walls. It was like that afternoon that we got every everything done. We had to completely which the carpet needed to go we had. I had an area rug in the living room had to completely go. Yeah, it was starting to stink. But, like I just remember, our one friend woke up on the couch, was like, what's that? Like didn't comprehend what was happening. And they went right back to sleep while we're trying to shop back the house.
Speaker 2:The outside's on the inside.
Speaker 1:And then not only that, we're shop backing, and then it decides to storm.
Speaker 2:Yeah. I mean and not like always raining down poor lightning, thunder, storm.
Speaker 1:The lights flicker and I said, oh, please, that's. All we need is the power to go out. We're trying to shop back gallons of water.
Speaker 2:Yeah.
Speaker 1:That was a fun, that was a while.
Speaker 2:I like the way I like the way choke tells it, because he was like I had to go pee and I woke up and got out of bed and like, took one step and her squish and he's like oh, that's weird. Another step and I'm taking these like then I took the next step, squish, and he's like, oh no.
Speaker 1:Well, and I, because I know that the other one they had been kind of partying next door and hanging out, and so I had kept waking up throughout the middle of the night like because I was going to lock the door if they had come back to pass out. And I guess the last time I woke up like I didn't, there was no water or anything like that. So when I woke up and I saw the hall light was on, I was like why is the hall light on? And then I saw a choke running back and forth and I was like what the hell? So then I get out of bed and I got a squish.
Speaker 1:I got to put clothes on and then I stepped in water and I was like what the fuck?
Speaker 2:You woke me up and you're like the house is flooding and I was like are my guns wet?
Speaker 1:No, and it did the one room. Well, I can't. It did not go into the manor, it was getting there. It was getting close. It was getting real close.
Speaker 2:My guns would have got soaked, everyone would have been dead. No, luckily they didn't. It did not make it to the manor, thank God.
Speaker 1:But it was a very, very fun and interesting.
Speaker 2:That's not. That was not fun. It was not fun. It's funny now. It's not fun.
Speaker 1:But in the moment it was not. It was not so, but yeah, it was very it was very eventful. It was very eventful, Very, very eventful. I also try how's your arm doing.
Speaker 2:Oh, you mean from being set on fire.
Speaker 1:Yesterday, we were cooking, I was cooking.
Speaker 2:She was making. Yeah, it was last night.
Speaker 1:No, it was on Sunday. We were cooking steak, no it was yesterday when you were cooking.
Speaker 2:Oh, it was when I was making the steak. So Sunday I thought I was going to be super sweet.
Speaker 1:I was. Like you know, I've been kind of slacking on my womanly housewife duties. I haven't really been making you lunch in the morning because you leave significantly earlier than I do, so I kind of forget to make it the night before. I've kind of been slacking on dinner. I've been very like want to order something.
Speaker 2:Yeah.
Speaker 1:And so I was like you know what I'm going to make? A nice dinner I'm going to have. We got some corn on the cob, we got some potatoes and I was like I'll just buy some steak, so I'll make.
Speaker 2:I was. I was just finishing up making steaks Right, they were resting. I'd already made the lemon sauce.
Speaker 1:You were reaching in the cabinet for something I was going to get the salt or no, I was going.
Speaker 2:I was putting the time in the lemon glaze sauce Right and I reached up to get it and you decided to open the potatoes. While I'm like outstretched and all this fucking super heated steam just runs up my fucking arm, setting my ass on fire. And immediately I was like what in the fuck are you doing? Just like singed all my hair off, fucking super heated, burned inside of my fucking arm. Oh man, I was like what are you doing?
Speaker 1:I felt so bad. I was like what? I looked at you two, like what? And then I realized the steam.
Speaker 2:You just fucking burned a shit out of me, fucking, cooked your husband alive.
Speaker 1:Gosh yeah.
Speaker 2:God, it hurts so bad for like a day, like a whole ass day, like, like you know, like when you get really bad sunburn. That's exactly what it felt like on, like the inside of my arm.
Speaker 1:I so sorry. Yeah, one of these days, apologize, apologize.
Speaker 2:Oh, try to set me on. Fire.
Speaker 1:Well, shit happens Wasn't on purpose. No wasn't on purpose. I got cut off to dude, dude, some asshole. Today I was driving home and you know, if people want to take the emergency lane, just let them do it. Just let them do it. You don't need to block traffic thinking you're motorcycle.
Speaker 1:Well, and that's a thing you know, you get these assholes that think like, oh, I'm not gonna let them pass me. If I'm sitting in traffic, they have to sit in traffic too, and they'll block half way their lane and the emergency lane so you can't get by. So, but I'm sorry, if my exit is right there, I'm getting in that lane and yeah, whatever, but I. So I got almost like the exits right fucking there and I'm sitting here. I'm like I'm just gonna, I'm going. This fucking asshole pulls out and tries to block the lane. Well, he didn't pull out far enough. I still had plenty of space. So as I'm passing him, he proceeds to swerve over to try to hit me out of it, honked at me.
Speaker 2:I would have fucking creamed him.
Speaker 1:Well, I Didn't want to deal with you, because then you would say it was my fault probably so I didn't.
Speaker 1:I Drove around him and said, ha ha, jokes on you, because your little piece of shit Mazda will get crushed by my bingo fucking dodge ram. So Like the only thing I don't have is a train horn. So but I was like this dick, like I can understand if he was maybe exiting too, but he wasn't. So then he's blocking everyone who has their blinker on because they're trying to just get to the exit like they're not sitting in traffic. You're not trying to cut you off, like we're just trying to exit it went off the fucking highway.
Speaker 1:But people do it to motorcycles too and I just don't understand. I sit there, I'm like they're not trying to be dicks, they're doing it because for one at the bike fucking overheats in there really well.
Speaker 2:Well, what a lot of people don't understand is, like most of motorcycles, engines are air-cooled. So if you're, not moving air across the fins, the bikes just getting hotter and hotter and hotter right.
Speaker 1:And then I got cut off twice like I'm sitting there in traffic, my my business, doing my thing, and this car just I mean Sly. I mean there's not even room for a car to even be like, oh, I can fit in right there. They just decided I'm gonna slam on my brakes and swerve over. And luckily, I mean I'm paying attention, because I've come to realize that people up here drive like fucking idiots, mm-hmm, and I'm like, and they just swerve over and then throw their arms up like I'm doing something wrong and I'm like, okay, I'm just gonna sit here and go, you go, do you boo boo?
Speaker 2:I'm a firm believer that on see, I have. I have terrible road rage.
Speaker 1:I do too, and I'm really like rain it in I.
Speaker 2:Internalize most of it and like just memorize a license plate and I was like I will find you if I need to, and and then like I'm a firm believer that like aggravated assault and battery should not exist on any roadway. Like if you cut me off, I should be able to drag you out of your fucking car and beat the hell out of you, but it's like you can't.
Speaker 2:We've talked about this before a dick like if you're a dick in traffic, I should be able to put my vehicle in park, drag you out of your car and and bring you to a fucking.
Speaker 1:But that's the thing, though. Like you can't.
Speaker 2:I'm not inciting violence.
Speaker 1:No, I understand that but it's we've talked about this before that you can't even do like. I don't even. Really I don't like to use my horn.
Speaker 2:I tried not to use about every chance I fucking get.
Speaker 1:I understand that, but your horn is more intimidating than mine. If someone hears me, just honk my horns me and you get them on a bad day. Right. People get out and they'll want to just fucking shoot you over it fucking run them over I mean, but you know what I mean, though, like I mean, that's stupid because they fucked up.
Speaker 2:Put the fucking hot, get down behind the wheel, mash up petal the floor and pin that bitch between I'm a should I admit?
Speaker 1:Okay, no, I'm not gonna admit that, never mind what I'll tell you later.
Speaker 2:Okay.
Speaker 1:But I got some secrets.
Speaker 2:No shit, are they bad secrets or good secrets?
Speaker 1:Depends on how you look at it. Oh god.
Speaker 2:Do I need to worry like state police show up at the house and like arresting you? No, no, no, no, no, not at all.
Speaker 1:This is more just like bet. You didn't think about that, huh face okay, fair enough. But um, Anyhow. So yeah, I just I Can't. I've had to really hone in. Is that the right? Yeah, hone in on my Road rage reel it in reel it in Since, yeah, honed in on it since I've moved up here because I have honed in means like you're super hyper focused, real in it.
Speaker 2:In means like I had to like text it back.
Speaker 1:Well, yeah, okay, I've really honed in my driving and traffic in Maryland Because I've had to reel in. So that's the thing I was talking to my therapist about. You know how I want to your road rage.
Speaker 1:No, I was talking about, we're talking about exercise and how. She was like I was like I have a gym membership, I should utilize it. And she's like, yeah, you should, you should just. And I was like, well, yeah, but by time I get home, like I don't want to leave and it's because I've been sitting in traffic for an hour. And by time I get home, I'm just like Fuck all these people, so I don't want to change and drive back down the rush like we'll just take your clothes with you and I go. By time I get to where I'm at, I'm thinking I am this much closer to being home.
Speaker 1:That's fair and it's like I don't want to do it, but actually the weather chase really nice. I need to take the dogs for a walk, but I also need to make dinner.
Speaker 2:Oh my god, they make so much noise when you take them.
Speaker 1:I just go around the block. You should go with me.
Speaker 2:Nope, I have no desire. This is I'm on vacation right now, and today wasn't very vacation full.
Speaker 1:They've been kind of used to me being home for the past four days. So there you go. Anything else you'd like to add to this episode?
Speaker 2:No, I don't reckon got time.
Speaker 1:He'd think you want to just chit chat, talk about. Mmm there's love for me.
Speaker 2:We don't have enough time.
Speaker 1:Shit I did. I got back on my reading kick. I started a book yesterday, Are you sluts mutt. Yeah Well, I like calling whoever I like her writing and one of the books that she's a romp. She does romance and One of her books is like kind of a thriller romance and it's really good it's like this man.
Speaker 1:Yeah, somebody's barking at something, probably nothing, probably the wall, which makes me even more solidify that there might be a ghost in this house, because randomly he'll just in the middle of the day, just start, I think he's senile barking. You know, I think so too, because yesterday I caught him just licking the floor.
Speaker 2:I think he's losing his mind.
Speaker 1:I don't think he's losing his mind, he's just getting old.
Speaker 2:Yeah, that's part of getting old. You go crazy.
Speaker 1:He's not going crazy, I think he's absent.
Speaker 2:You're just staring his eyes. Yes, have him stare back. When one's staring at the wall and one's looking at you, that is not.
Speaker 1:He does not do that.
Speaker 2:Just not, just not a thought. He does not do that.
Speaker 1:He just wants all the love and he wants to give all the love.
Speaker 2:He just wants all the love and he wants to give all the love, it wouldn't be so bad if he didn't pant, if he didn't breathe like a Cummins diesel.
Speaker 1:He just wants to love you.
Speaker 2:Every time he does, oh, every time he like he'll be chilling and he's fine Not making any noise and then, as soon as you like, pick him up or he comes to cuddle. It's like it's like a first gen Cummins, like it's been sitting for three or four months and you try to start it and fuss up freezing temperature it is the most inconvenient.
Speaker 1:It is the most inconvenient time.
Speaker 2:Oh my god.
Speaker 1:He will be sound asleep, so peaceful and cute, and just snoring away. And then when we go to bed it's like the the walk from the bath, from the living room to the bedroom, up the steps which I want to order him new steps that are easier for him to get up.
Speaker 2:Yeah, he needs taller ones.
Speaker 1:Yeah, you want to buy me some on Amazon. They're 30 bucks. No okay, that's fine. Don't help our son who needs stairs.
Speaker 2:I'll help him.
Speaker 1:No, I pick him up and then he gets on. One time he gets on the pillow, he just it's like he just ran a marathon, walking 40 feet.
Speaker 1:You know it's so funny. Yesterday I took them around the block. I took Aries because I'm like, well, aries is probably used to going out every day, so I think that's why he gets a little hyperactive a little bit more in the evenings, and so I. So I was like, okay, you're probably used to going outside and going on walks. I can't take all three of them. So I was like, okay, I'll do one at a time. I Did all. I did them one at a time, just went around the loop, literally, came back in. Aries is laying there fine on the ground. This is how out of shape our dogs are, which I should probably take them Simba and Thor. Both are sitting there panting like they've ran a 5k and they're dying of air and heat Exhaustion air exhaustion.
Speaker 2:Please, pray, tell it. Air exhaustion.
Speaker 1:Did I? I said heat.
Speaker 2:You said air and heat exhaustion. What's air exhaustion?
Speaker 1:I don't know, I didn't mean. I meant like heat exhaustion. Heat exhaustion, yes, right. Yeah okay, and I'm just looking at them both. They're always looking like why are y'all panting like you're dying over there? And I'm like they're kind of just they're out of shape, they need to go on walks more. But so I was like, well, maybe I'll take them on around the block again today, but anyhow, well, I guess that's my rant session.
Speaker 2:Yeah.
Speaker 1:Hungry when we make you heat you up some tacos some carnitas. Yeah, some pork carnitas. Yeah and I don't like all that shit on it, so I gotta don't my own shit up. I don't make me some.
Speaker 2:Very, very simple. Just give me meat cheese, good to go, I made some pretty good.
Speaker 1:What come all the yesterday with mine, and then I ate it all Anyhow, all right. Well, I guess that's it for today. I hope you tuned in, hope you like it. Um, well, hopefully be here next week. We shall see. Last week was my fault, 100%, so was it?
Speaker 2:Yeah, you had a little breakdown Tuesday night.
Speaker 1:Yeah, I did. I don't remember.
Speaker 2:Yeah, I've had a few of those.
Speaker 1:But I've been doing good, been on a good streak. All right, guys, we'll see you later.
Speaker 2:Okay, words of Maverick. We'll catch you guys in the next round. Be safer, be deadly, be good or be good at it. And ask yourself Did you America today?
Speaker 1:Bye.
Speaker 2:You.